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Sell Me On This Mega Man X9 Business, Capcom »

After my previous article on why Capcom should not make Mega Man X9 at all, a simple, harmless reply asked me to consider the parallels between such a game and Mega Man 9’s recent release. I wrote a sizable amount just in response to it. andrew says: May 7, 2009 at 10:38 pm Just a question. What’s your ...
Posted by: Kronotross on May 24, 2009 @ 7:59 pm
Filed under: Rants

They See Me Pollin' »

There is a poll over to the right. Vote.
Posted by: Mikhile on May 13, 2009 @ 2:06 pm
Filed under: Site News

I Wish A Girl Would Powerlevel Me IRL »

[23:38] Mikhile: See if she wants to have sex with you already. [23:39] Kronotross: Mikhile. [23:39] Kronotross: Relationships are like MMOs. [23:39] Kronotross: This is why you are terrible at them.
Posted by: Mikhile on May 12, 2009 @ 1:08 am
Filed under: Rants

Tristam Could Kick Your Ass »

The year is 1992. An unwitting North America is about to be submitted to the heart-exploding manliness that is Tristam, treasure hunter extraordinaire. Let’s start with the basics; observe this scene: Note that the wussy adventuring sidekick has legally changed his name to Tristam in reverence to this men among mice. We are able to distinguish the ...
Posted by: Kronotross on May 9, 2009 @ 10:28 pm
Filed under: Rants

Bring Your Own Sunglasses »

[21:24] Kronotross: http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58519 [21:24] Mikhile: Oh wow. [21:24] Mikhile: What. [21:25] Kronotross: I guess not even Duke Nukem is Forever. [21:25] Kronotross: … [21:26] Kronotross: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [21:26] Mikhile: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH (Editor’s Note: On the other side of that link is information from Shacknews about Duke Nukem developer 3d Realms shutting down.)
Posted by: Kronotross on May 7, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
Filed under: Gaming News

World of– I MEAN Heroes of Telara »

[13:59] Kronotross: Today, Trion World Network revealed its first videogame, Heroes of Telara, which is a fantasy MMORPG where “everyday gamers are forged into legendary heroes”. In Heroes of Telara players are “challenged to conquer the unknown in an epic, ever-changing world”. [13:59] Kronotross: GREAT LET’S SIGN UP [14:01] Mikhile: WOW THAT MMO SOUNDS REALLY [14:01] Mikhile: ORIGINAL [14:01] ...
Posted by: Mikhile on @ 2:15 pm
Filed under: Gaming News

Intel-Averatec GOMTV Season 3 Round of 32 Predictions by an armchair Starcraft fan. »

http://www.gomtv.net/classics3/ Get the player and tune in, or wait for days and watch the VODs. Tasteless, Superdanielman,  and the Panda Bear Guy demand it. Flash (T) versus Reach (P): Flash is supposed to be the Terminator Wunderkind, but he’s still slumping like he’s got spina bifida, so it’s entirely possible that Reach (THE MANTOSS) could manlot ...
Posted by: Kronotross on May 6, 2009 @ 6:10 pm
Filed under: Predictions

Capcom, please don't make Mega Man X9. »

Mega Man X for the Super Nintendo was a fantastic game even if it was all secretly a Star Wars version of Mega Man. Then Mega Man X2 was a nice side adventure with a few storyline hints strewn about. Apparently X was “Last… of the doctor’s creations… blaaaaaaaarg.” Whatever that means; I’m nine years ...
Posted by: Kronotross on @ 5:09 pm
Filed under: Rants

Timotei »

I am so tired this is ridiculous. WAIT THAT IS NOT VIDEO GAMES. ROCK AND ROLL RACING IS AWESOME. 5/5
Posted by: Kronotross on May 5, 2009 @ 11:57 pm
Filed under: Reviews

Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? »

Okay guys seriously now. I’m letting YOU, the USERS, decide what is on this blog that has AMAZING FINANCIAL POTENTIAL. What do you want?
Posted by: Mikhile on @ 11:06 pm
Filed under: Reviews, Site News
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